Madam let me tell you one thing

He jammed a screwdriver into the socket

Scary Indian fuse boxSo, it’s been an eventful time here at Rethink Mansions – a hot water pipe burst and sprayed nearly boiling water in through one of the bathroom windows, the electrics fried possibly as a result and I’ve had an annoying time with my broadband.

Broadband provided by my favourite company – airtel. Airtel being only marginally less annoying than my bank. I may have discussed their rubbish nature a few time before…

Anyway, as I know I have mentioned before, I live in a very fancy housing complex and there is a wifi router built into the central hall of each house. Mine was installed and set up while I was at work – so when I got in, I was just handed a bit of paper with an inexplicable password on it (I mean
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Oh the irony!

Rethink secret filming sign

Hello you!

Forgive my excitement, but I’m just back from the Rethink Retreats super secret filming in London.

It was an utter delight – we had a day with some of our favourite trainers giving us a full day of practical things you can do right now to deal with stress.

I did a little thing on time management tips I’d learned in all those years of film (and quite a few tips on stress management – man people really need to chill out in film!).

And we listened to great things from Jamie about stress and it’s affect on the body, Chris, our nutritionist, about how to eat for stress and we had our favourite yoga bod, Nova in to show us ways to descrunch from all the office work.
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The words actually left my mouth

Madam let me tell you one thing - CleaningAnd yet, and yet, following on from the post about ‘my servant’ – despite the shame of that term to my ears - I do seem to have utterly assimilated the fact that here, everyone has a maid.

Even if it’s only for an hour a day to wash the floors and do the washing up (or as a busy working mother said to me, ‘just to wash the children’s tiffin tins, only’).

I know this is a luxury of my life here and also, as mentioned, a social responsibility. My father drilled that into me as child in Pakistan and Africa and all the other places he lived – good socialist he was – so you have to share the wealth, even if it makes you feel uncomfortable sometimes.

But perhaps I’ve got a little over used to it. On a recent trip to
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May I speak with your servant?

IronI have a maid, which is nice.  A lovely lady called Sudha comes in a couple of times a week.

It’s a social responsibility here – as in all developing nations – I can afford to have someone wash the floors, do the ironing and cook for me sometimes. It’s nice, and having fresh cooked food in the fridge makes the whole working from home ‘oh I’ll just snack on this ancient bag of crisps I found in the cupboard’ a thing of the past. There is a steady supply of fresh homemade food in the fridge. Which is lovely. Repetitive, as her repertoire is limited, but lovely none the less.

It did take me quite a long time to call her a maid – I referred to her as my cleaner for ages. I was much more comfortable with that term, it
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They wouldn’t even wish me

HeartNow, this is just a tiny post really.

I’m not sure if it’s a Bangalorian thing, or a general India wide thing, but in several conversations recently I’ve noticed people saying ‘I wanted to wish you’ or  when a friend spoke about somewhere that was super unfriendly, she said ‘they wouldn’t even wish me.’

It’s rather lovely – the point being that it’s a contraction of ‘wish you good morning’ or Merry Christmas or whatever good cheer you might wish to bestow on someone.  Or even just a simple contraction of ‘greet you’.

I find it delightful somehow – to have someone want to
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It helps breakdown…

24-hour-breakdown Now forgive me for going on about signs in India – I do have a bit of a thing about them. And frankly I’ve been very good so far about not showing millions of them on this blog, so do please indulge me a little…

So, I saw this sign round the corner from where I live in Bangalore, where there’s a big and rather fancy Hyundaigarage on a really major junction.

A REALLY major junction – we sat there for so long I had time to notice the sign, fall
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The retiring room

The Retiring roomNow, continuing the theme of signs I know and love.

I saw this one in Alleppey station probably three years back. But I’m sure it’s still there – things don’t change that quickly in Alleppey. It’s a sleepy little town in the south of Kerala. Rather lovely and laid back as it’s the gateway to the backwaters – and has the general feeling of time having stood still sometime in the 1950s.

I’m fairly sure that the last time I shot through the station looking for an auto ahead of the crowd off the express train, that I took a moment to clock this rather delightful image of a man so retired at the station that he’s loafing about on a bed with a book. A book!

And it being India – sleepy doesn’t mean that
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The unexpected joys of the Ladies queue

The Ladies Queue at the airportI am a big fan of the Ladies queue. Not the queue for the toilets, oh no, this is a special line for ladies, so they’re not rubbing up against (and more importantly jostled) by uncouth men.

Indians are generally very polite people and they are particularly careful and polite to visiting ladies.

Although there are very notable exceptions at train stations – where fleecing visitors and pinching ladies abounds. But generally a very polite nation.

I remember going to the cinema with two pals in Kerala – both locals – the gent went to the snack counter (snacks being vital to any sort of enjoyment of anything in India), and my lovely female chum went off to get the tickets, disappearing into the ladies line, leaving me
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Do not pick the lotus

Do not pick the lotusNow, I like this sign that I saw in a park around a temple in Pune.

Pune is in the north of India, not far from Mumbai, hence the sign being in what I assume is Hindi – but might conceivably be Marathi as they share an alphabet.

So what I love, is that it is so incredibly CLEAR about what you’re not to do.

Often in India there’s a vagueness to signs.

Or a slight helpless quality – like my favourite traffic sign, which is all over Bangalore and says rather limply ‘Please obey traffic rules’. Which has a rather tired feeling, as though they know you won’t, but feel the need to atleast make and effort to try and seem like you might.
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Wires jammed straight into the socket

Wires jammed into the socketRecently, I’ve been considering getting some work done in my flat. Only considering it mind, as the people who’ll actually carry out the work are those same brave souls who did ten rounds with the wall as they hung a painting a few weeks back.

They’re also the same
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